Serious responses only - how many of these atheists & pagans really want to be alive?

They have no sense of humour other than cruelty; they are loveless things; they are obviously prone to alcoholism and drug abuse. Admittedly,most are just poorly raised adolescents,perhaps ually frustrated - but many show every clinical sign of being in love with death - s&m,etc. Isn't there anything we can do to help them?